I wonder if my insurance covers TMJ surgery.

The Top, while I was jerking him off: You have until the count of 10 to get me off and if you don't then it's going in your mouth.

*counts to 10, hasn't come*

The Top: Get down there.

I put my face closer to his crotch and open my mouth. My jaw cracks, loudly, several times as I do.

*pause*

The Top: Was that your jaw?

Me:   Um, yes, sir.

The Top: OK, go back to jerking me.