2010-12-27

topthemonkey: (Default)
2010-12-27 04:41 pm

lightening the mood

Top and I have a lot of amusing exchanges that I make a mental note to post here and never do. Here are some I remember.


Me: I have to sleep on the far side of the bed! I can't be that close to the window!
Top: We're on the third floor. Who do you think is going to break in, Spiderman?
Me: IT COULD HAPPEN.

[For some reason I had to go to bed without Top, so I used his comforter (we don't have a single one we both like that's big enough to cover the whole bed) for, uh, comfort. This was the next night.]
Me: (sniffing Top's comforter) Aw man, it doesn't smell like you anymore! (thrust it at him) Here, stink this up!

(repeated often, usually while holding back laughter)
Top: Baby, I think you might be insane.