topthemonkey

The views expressed are only the Top's, and not the monkey's.

I don't like 99 percent of all porn. It does nothing for me.

Recently, when speaking with a coworker (don't even ask how this stuff comes up), I said:

"It's like watching someone eat an ice cream cone. I don't enjoy watching other people eat something I want to have. If I don't have access to the same ice cream, it's just going to annoy me." (And chances are, they won't be eating one of the flavors I like, but I left that out of the conversation). Even more annoying, I guess, is when you see someone trying to act like they're REALLY ENJOYING that ice cream, but you know they're just faking it.

Strip clubs are even worse. It's like someone waving an ice cream cone in your face, and charging you for it, but the most they'll do is dump it in your lap where you can't eat it."

I think that pretty much sums it up.

It appears some changes are going to be made. I am, until further notice, forbidden from consuming porn. Watching it, downloading it, reading it. I am forbidden from having any on the Top's computers (these are all computers as I have none of my own at this time). I'm not sure how I feel about this.