when did this become the monkey's gender angst blog?

[topthemonkey]

It's very hard to jerk yourself off when your penis isn't real. I just sort of rubbed the base against my clit and that worked. While the Top shoved a dildo in my ass. He called me a faggot and a twink during to turn me on, but it just made me giggle.

I really, really need a new packing penis. Mine is . . . gross. I have one of these.

This is non-porous, but I've heard it's also a bit too big and firm for everyday packing.

I'd really like to try this.

Also, I want this, for fucking. The dildos I have right now are not realistic in the least. Which isn't bad, but sometimes I want something that feels like mine.